"All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Yeah it is. It was my fault she died. When you are already making meta jokes, it only makes sense to set up music within the dialogue, especially some sweet dubstep. Deadpool I would be disgraced. Oh, but Paul! In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. It doesn't have to go this way! The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Look at me. I cant trust anybody! Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Wade Wilson: You are not your father. All rights reserved. [while "dying"] But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. You used the last of your fuel. [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] 20th Century Fox. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Deadpool: "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. My body is an instrument of death. Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. Nope! X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. Oh yeah. Domino : Whatever. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. Wade Wilson: Answer: A family. : I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. Any powers you wanna tell us about? The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. open/close all folders. Just cleaning up the timelines! [putting lotion on face] Why couldn't God take my hearing? Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. Okay. Hey, look at me. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. Wait, you cant go back. He was a bit of a prick. George Michael was right. I was born into war, bred into it. [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] Deadpool: And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! I'm dropping in. Weasel: The X-Men character is a deadly assassin with impossibly good luck. I was a soldier. Deadpool: Deadpool: Funny quotes in deadpool 2 date. Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Fine. As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Movieweb. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. It's weird I only ever see two of you. That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! Warning: SPOILERS ahead for Deadpool 2. : Juggernaut: I want to fill my soul. Deadpool: Zazie Beetz as Domino . That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! That came out wrong. Trainee. From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. We're better than that! Just tidying up the timeline. CUT TO: INT. The one in Minneapolis. Besides, were X-Men.Deadpool: No, youre X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Youre X-hausting.Deadpool: I see what you did there. Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. AH! No, it isn't. | [to Wade Wilson] Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! He's on top of you! [dizzy from a big action sequence] Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. ", "It's so dark. He hurt you badly. Deadpool: Domino (Neena Thurman) is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.The character is best known as a member of the mutant team X-Force.Created by writer Fabian Nicieza [citation needed] and artist/co-writer Rob Liefeld, Domino made her first full cover story appearance in X-Force #8 (March 1992) as an original member of the Wild Pack team led by the mutant Cable. Woodpecker. Wade? No, we are most certainly not fucked. Puns. Peter: Domino He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears]. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Deadpool: Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. And everyone not on the helicopter! But if you kill him, he wins. If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. Everyone on the helicopter! That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Peter is a pure delight for the few minutes he receives on screen. Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. Aw. Kristen? Deadpool: It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. We all need a sense of belonging. [singing] Deadpool: Gary. The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. Vanessa: We need to build a fucking team. Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here and we'll make him our bi Wade Wilson: Whatever. Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. Deadpool: [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] Deadpool Its not a great analogy. I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Each episode of Deadpool 2 is 119 minutes long. And hi Yukio! Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]. Deadpool: : She always struggled. And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. You're about to get dick-slapped! But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Bad news is the whole team is dead. Deadpool: You know, it has always been a dream of mine, to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent. Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? "Can you speak up? You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Cable: Let's see YOUR soul, perv! It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. Tell me they got that in slow motion. Fred Savage: Makes you want to hurt others. That's from Robocop! Where is he? About my heart? Cultural appropriation? Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." You're not a fucking hero. Cable: Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Isn't that a little derivative? Dont stare directly into that. T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. Do you want to build a snowman? [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Deadpool: This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Deadpool: Cool. - Deadpool. Then, you know what? As a former X-Man Bedlam I've killed every last one of them, except me. "It's a big house. Wade Wilson: We were going to start a family. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: Domino: Did he just call himself God? Deadpool: Diarrhea? Cable: Why, why are the visual effects not done? No, Im going to stick around for a while, make sure the world doesnt s**t itself into oblivion.Deadpool: No, you did it for me.Cable: No, I didnt.Deadpool: You did.Cable: I really didnt.Deadpool: Im pretty sure you did.Cable: No, Im positive I didnt.Deadpool: Fine. Zeitgeist: Go home. You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. Here's a spoiler alert. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Deadpool Ooh! It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. 1 #11 (June 1992). : Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Bleeding Cool. Im going to pretend like that never happened. I'm just gonna use this brick. (You can . Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? You're still using my Velcro labels. Published Apr 19, 2018. Dale! Deadpool: [after he realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him] You time-sliding son of a b**ch. Deadpool: What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Men! Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Here we go, 1-2-3. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. You become everything he says you are, but worse. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] I'm gonna rip you in half now. Did he just call himself God? Domino Deadpool: Im fine.Buck: You know what fine stands for, Wade? Domino : I should've finished college. Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. No. I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. Peter: Yukio, Wade. They do stick better than tape. Luck is not a superpower! I cant protect you. [chuckling] Wade Wilson: Yeah, it is. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. Deadpool Just keep looking." WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. Im never going to dance again. And is known for her witty personality. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Weasel: Except me. [to Vanessa] But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. [to the camera] [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. [whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases]. I love dubstep! Deadpool: - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. [Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]. I really should have stayed in college Colossus: Deadline. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Just stand down! What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? You guys make a super cute couple. Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? "Ashes" by Cline Dion. Youre just a kid. : : Lets go tip to tip. According to the Buck: Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Thank you, Bedlam. : Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Deadpool: True story. If you find a type 3, let us know. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. 6. I just have a few final words. : My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. Don't scratch! Deadpool . : Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. [to Cable] "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Domino With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Well that's just lazy writing. Deadpool I cried when they cancelled Felicity. It's a god-damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Wade Wilson: Directed by David Leitch. Probably a fan or movie critic says on Deadpool, loving the quotes and movie experience. Filming & Production We need a code. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Rock, meet Bottom. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. Deadpool: : There's a knife in your dick, yeah. Two, which Sharknado are we on? Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?" Domino: I'm gonna miss him. I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Domino If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, please . By Digger Pierce. Deadpool Colossus: We have rules. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh Wade Wilson: OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Dopinder: Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Domino [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] It's weird I only ever see two of you. From $1.35. - The Juggernaut. Yes, it is. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Spoiler alert. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). [Juggernaut rips Deadpools body in half]. In Deadpool 2, Domino is played by Zazie Beetz, in an outfit that differs considerably from her comic book costume. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. GAH! I loved her. : But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! You've been chosen by a higher power. Alright. Deadpool: Well, guess what, Wolvie? Deadpool: No one's ever changed you. Spoiler alert. Special Forces. Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. Label everything in the refrigerator! I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Weasel Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. We'll let karma take care of him. Will you give Domino my email? Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool Family was always an F-word to me. : Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. This is crazy. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! You know what? You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Jesus Christ! YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! FUCK! Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? Weasel: Deadpool: - Weasel. Deadpool: You're not a fucking hero. Deadpool: I'm a grower, not a shower. Youre just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.Deadpool: Well, I got news for you. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: Wade Wilson: According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. She's not coming back. Right. Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Yeah it is! Deadpool: Wade Wilson: I was once an X-Man! Wade Wilson: Oh-ho. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Crews explains how the X . I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . [cracks knuckles and sighs. Probably a guy who can't draw feet! You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Deadpool: Las mejores ofertas para Serie Marvel Legends - MARVELS DOMINO - Personaje de Deadpool 2 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. Wade Wilson: Fuck it. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Boy, howdy. *Men*? What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. : We need to build a f***ing team. Bad news is the whole team is dead. Advertisement: Other Mutants (New Timeline): Nathan Summers / Cable, Russell Collins / Firefist, Cain Marko / Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy. Deadpool Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. : It doesn't exist. Deadpool: [whispers to Peter] Deadpool: Headmaster: Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. The point is there are people, there are people in this stupid world, besides him, who will treat you right. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). Peter: [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. Colossus: You time-sliding son of a bitch. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. Because of me, hes going to know what real love looks like.Cable: Because of you, Ill always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool: Im a grower, not a shower.Domino: I shouldve finished college. Juggernaut: Deadpool: No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Domino Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. Yeah. Don't you say legs! But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. deadpool bullet Sticker. I can't see him. Deadpool: I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. Deadpool: And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Download 2500x900 Josh Brolin As Cable from Deadpool 2 2500x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K Blind Al: Just like you, I let him down. [to Sluggo] Tails, you did it for me. Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). Deadpool But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. He loves killing kids. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Deadpool: When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. From the future. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Deadpool: Deadpool: Bedlam We need a code. MiniPool Sticker. He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. : Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! Oh my God! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You're in. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into . Yeah, something like that. Deadpool: We're gonna lose 'em. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! "It has always been a dream to see my face reflected in your helmet." She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Yeah, you got them all. You're in the big leagues now, kid! Cable: The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. I loved her like an ocean loves water. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. Deadpool: When Deadpool first mentions this line, it's a funny tag in a monologue with much funnier moments. Come on. It belongs here, where it can grow. It's music, but it sucks. You know what we need to do? : Deadpool Thats just lazy writing. Traffic? Deadpool: Make it quick. Unknown. The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! I was fighting a caped badass. I stub my toe I'm done for the day. That's okay. [referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell] I'm dropping in. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Go get 'em, tiger! : Cable That's fine. : We're not. We're gonna lose 'em. Retrieved on 22 April 2017. I couldn't kill me. Next time Uber. : By stevieboi1579. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Makes you wanna hurt others. [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool: [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Codswallop. : We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. He was torturing me! You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. Deadpool: Vanessa: Juggernaut: Peter Gender neutral. Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Ha ha! Deadpool: And you, Cable. Wade Wilson: Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K Hey! I used to have one of those in nineteen-ninety-never. Cable: I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home."
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